The First Post

"Back in the days when I was a travelling door-to-door encyclopedia salesman..."

That's how hundreds of stories told to my friends in the last sixteen years have begun.  Who woulda thunk that a crappy high-stress job taken out of desperation at a directionless time in my life would have supplied me with a lifetime of memories?  Well, my friends (and wife) certainly seem to appreciate my reminiscing about those days, and since everybody and his dog seems to have a blog these days, I figured, "Why not me?"

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  1. Eliyahu in ShiloAugust 24, 2010 at 11:17 AM

    I'm pumped. Do you take requests?

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  2. UnknownAugust 24, 2010 at 10:58 PM

    Dude, don't tease me like this. Don't post your first blog post and not tell me a story! You're teasing me! Requesting stories STAT!

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